You can say I’m crazy all you want, but when you get eaten by zombies, I will be perfectly safe locked in my house with a rifle and a smile on my face.

my gummy-bear died. my unicorn ran away. my imaginary friend got kidnapped. the voices in my in head wont talk to me. this is just great grrrrr i miss them all.

Judge me and I’ll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I’ll tell you off. Screw me over and I’ll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, you have no idea.

This is Steve: _____\O/___ <Yep Steve is swimming. This is Bob the SHARK: ______^____ <Yes Bob is hungry. This is Bob chasing Steve: ____^____\O/___ <SWIM STEVE

People always think that the most painful thing is losing the one you love in your life. The truth is, the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, forgetting that you are special too.

God will not put me in a situation that I can not handle. <3

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I want to have a kid just so I can put him in this costume next Halloween.

Hehe :)

I feel like the Joker with no batman.
Causing havoc wherever I go.
But as the time goes by.
My smiles fade.
My thrill is gone.
So where’s the fun?

I miss the time when you were mine
I miss when we held hands
I miss your side of the bed
I miss your warm caress along my skin
I miss your zings to my own
I miss those words too sweet to ignore
I just miss the time when you were mine
That was the time I called you mine.